The Moog Synthesizer bit me........?

My neighbour can't help as he is laid up in bed with diptheria, although i've shouted "Bertie, bertie are you there?" several times but to no avail. My mates hoover is also broken, but the general won't have anything to do with the situation in Bosnia. I do worry as meat is murder and Granville's bike isn't as good as it used to be. Whenever you dip them into your tea, they all break up. Personally i think Judy Finnegan has a lot to do with it, but the walloper upstairs just keeps dribbling on my persian.